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Today, my skin was turning black, and I believed I was reacting to a spider bite. I spent 4 hours waiting in an emergency room in the middle of the night, paid a $100 copay, and missed a night with my boyfriend just to have a doctor wipe dye from my brand new black jeans off with alcohol. FML

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On 08/09/2009 at 11:23am - health - by Brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

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A) YDI for having terrible grammar. The way you describe it, it sounds like the alcohol came from your jeans.

B) Anyone who thinks hair color has any connection to intelligence is an idiot. Even joking about it is a sign of stupidity, since there is absolutely no humor in that tired-ass stereotype.

#30 - On 08/09/2009 at 8:24pm by PaigeCPony

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Well, sure would've been better for evolution's sakes if it had really been a spider, a giant & lethal one. :)

#9 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:34pm by TC1

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