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Today, my skin was turning black, and I believed I was reacting to a spider bite. I spent 4 hours waiting in an emergency room in the middle of the night, paid a $100 copay, and missed a night with my boyfriend just to have a doctor wipe dye from my brand new black jeans off with alcohol. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6588) - you deserved it (36942)

On 08/09/2009 at 11:23am - health - by Brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

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