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Today, my skin was turning black, and I believed I was reacting to a spider bite. I spent 4 hours waiting in an emergency room in the middle of the night, paid a $100 copay, and missed a night with my boyfriend just to have a doctor wipe dye from my brand new black jeans off with alcohol. FML


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On 08/09/2009 at 11:23am - health - by Brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

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You seriously have never has the dye from your pants get on you before?

#1 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:01pm by redbluegreen

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Well, sure would've been better for evolution's sakes if it had really been a spider, a giant & lethal one. :)

#9 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:34pm by TC1

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