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Today, I was on the deck of a sailboat and I started feeling seasick. I bent over the edge to throw up. After I stood back up, the wind changed direction and the boon swung around, knocking me into the open ocean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34053) - you deserved it (3623)

On 06/05/2009 at 7:43pm - health - by Timmay (man) - United States

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Yuck.. so technically you fell into your own vomit.

#1 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:51am by MIAMIBITCH

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i think you mean a BOOM not a BOON

#19 - On 06/06/2009 at 4:53am by monsterhospital

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