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Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46647) - you deserved it (3190)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:03pm - health - by yodada (woman) - United States (California)

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