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Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24590) - you deserved it (48779)

On 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm - health - by dearme (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

#2 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:07am by SweetestSin

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Keep your karate pose, and while trying to seem as threatening as possible, tell the trainer "Yes. For you."

#13 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:26am by Creston

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