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Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML

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On 01/24/2009 at 8:36pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

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The fuck? This is one of the worst ones. Your life is not fucked because you went to a restaurant that has a wine tasting event and you can't drink wine. Think about how stupid this sounds before you post it.

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 12:59am by Steph

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OP: That sucks. Hopefully you can find some wines not made from fruit; they should have told you where the money was going before you paid.

#6 - On 03/08/2009 at 6:03pm by shorgenfunkel

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