Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2016 at 9:08am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health

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  • Heat proof means heat won't go through it and burn your hand on the inside. It still heats up on the outside.

    #3 - On 09/29/2016 at 3:20am by DashPlays

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  • I think your house is trying to tell you something... It's time to pack your bags, the next thing you know a girl is going to be crawling out of your TV late at night.

    #7 - On 09/29/2016 at 3:27am by _Shake_n_Bake__

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