Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML
by EnderHorse / 11/05/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
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Same thing happened to a patient of mine who told me he was seeing me for "castration" instead of "circumcision".
#8 - On 11/05/2015 at 7:46pm by DocBastard
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Well it's a good thing they didn't
#1 - On 11/05/2015 at 7:39pm by Sidneyr
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