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Today, I went to a group gym lesson. While working on our abs, the coach came through, touching our stomachs to check we were doing the exercises correctly. When he got to me, he asked, "How many kids have you got then?" I'm 22, and I've got none. FML

by Mel / 10/05/2015 at 12:21am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Health

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  • Work those abs till they ask how many crunches you can do before your awesomeness makes the world explode!

    #3 - On 10/05/2015 at 6:31am by TheLongshot82

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  • She could be asking because labor uses muscles, and yours might feel like they've been used, a lot. Or be worried that you are pregnant and not want to risk someone having complications from exercising, which can and does happen since pregnancy runs right up against the metabolic limits of humans.

    #10 - On 10/05/2015 at 7:01am by GhostFox

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