Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML
by feels like an asshole / 06/09/2015 at 4:03pm / United States / Health
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At least your girlfriend knows you are willing to pee on her when she asks.
#1 - On 06/10/2015 at 3:06am by rnarshmallow
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That's a very wet dream
#2 - On 06/10/2015 at 3:07am by thecouchisalive
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