Health: Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was...

By feels like an asshole - 09/06/2015 20:03 - United States

Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 00:55 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my wife's dog had peed on my side of the bed, while I was sleeping. I thought I had just drooled in my sleep, until I noticed it had turned yellow during the day. FML

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By RightInTheFace - 12/09/2015 16:16 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML

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By Waterfalls - 07/10/2014 11:33 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5am to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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rnarshmallow 21

Wednesday 10 June 2015 9:06

At least your girlfriend knows you are willing to pee on her when she asks.

thecouchisalive 20

Wednesday 10 June 2015 9:07

That's a very wet dream

Comments

samlovesham1234 9

Thursday 11 June 2015 5:32

Was it Ambien that you took? Now I have another reason not to take that stuff.

Shrllxx 13

Thursday 11 June 2015 7:28

The horror! I can't imagine the dogs face but i think it was priceless :P

MiaTheMartian 21

Thursday 11 June 2015 7:33

At least you didn't pee on your girlfriend

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 11 June 2015 12:36

poor dog, now he knows how trees feel

Draconus324 4

Thursday 11 June 2015 20:19

ASSERTING DOMINANCE!!!!!!!

SunStar_EMS_Girl 12

Thursday 11 June 2015 23:07

I just laughed way to hard at this.... I have a friend who gets up in his sleep and pees on things, but its usually after drinking XD

pinque 19

Friday 12 June 2015 4:45

Fetishes !!!

atiggerx33 6

Friday 12 June 2015 6:19

I'll say OP that does suck, I hope you bathed him once you found it. Better that than peeing on your girlfriend though. It may seem really awful now, but in a year from now you'll be laughing your ass off over it. I mean come on, in your sleep you pissed on the dog, that's amazing.