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Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML


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On 08/07/2014 at 11:36am - health - by Dancing King (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

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It's awesome that you're going to the gym with your girlfriend. It's a great couples thing to do, even if the first trip was a little embarrassing for you. :)

#3 - On 08/07/2014 at 5:08pm by ThatEngineerGirl

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Own it man. Dance with everything you have!

#4 - On 08/07/2014 at 5:08pm by Aquila_Umbrae

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