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Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets to spend the night with me in the hospital tonight while I have surgery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45581) - you deserved it (3654)

On 07/15/2014 at 4:11pm - health - by smh (woman) - United States

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Loser has to stay or winner gets to stay?

Big difference.

#6 - On 07/15/2014 at 5:25pm by DocBastard

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parents these days... sorrt OP.. hope the surgery goes well..

#1 - On 07/15/2014 at 5:23pm by vikky538

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