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Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54036) - you deserved it (5285)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.

#5 - On 06/20/2014 at 6:36pm by Paco_el_Taco

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From what I remember, you can actually get it by having a cold sore on your face (herpes 1), and picking/scratching at it, and then touching your genitals without washing your hands (causing herpes 2).
So, in that way, you can get it from yourself. If you get cold sores anyway.

#11 - On 06/20/2014 at 6:40pm by peacefully84

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