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Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML


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On 06/09/2014 at 9:56pm - health - by Harry (man) - United States (Washington)

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People blaming their actions on being drunk and refusing to take responsibility pisses me off so much. I hope you didn't just let it go OP.

#3 - On 06/10/2014 at 6:31am by vipirius

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Sorry OP :(. Hope you feel better

#1 - On 06/10/2014 at 6:26am by Arjunt

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