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Today, I saw the hottest nurse ever. Too bad he was pulling out a piece of wax the size of a raisin from my blocked ear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41474) - you deserved it (7615)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:23pm - health - by idk - United States (Virginia)

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Use that same wax and lit it like a candle. Romantic.

#8 - On 05/28/2014 at 10:43am by PenguinBitch

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I guess in this case it isn't what's in the inside that really counts...

#5 - On 05/28/2014 at 10:40am by curlytop101

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