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Today, my allergies are so bad that it's affected the way my voice sounds. It's so bad my mom has taken to calling me Aflac because I sound like the duck in the commercials. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38066) - you deserved it (3984)

On 05/27/2014 at 8:13pm - health - by cc13799 - United States (New York)

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Your moms a quack

#3 - On 05/28/2014 at 6:00am by Kobe1Kenobi

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That sucks, try getting prescribed something from your doctor.

#1 - On 05/28/2014 at 5:55am by energizerbunny23

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