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Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49341) - you deserved it (7719)

On 05/03/2014 at 5:10pm - health - by ughhhh - United States

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Untrusting and overreactive parents can seriously mess up their kids. Im sorry OP, shes wasting her money,

#3 - On 05/03/2014 at 7:30pm by khaoticpanda

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she should be happy you told her about the cigarette and not freak out like that. people are curious. im not supporting smoking or saying its bad, but she should be happy you trusted her enough to tell her that information. now, because of the way she acted, you probably wont tell her anything else major that comes up in the future. people need to learn things for themselves and not take others words for it sometimes

#4 - On 05/03/2014 at 7:30pm by foxwasalamb

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