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Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML

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On 04/07/2014 at 1:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

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Don't all toasters say that?

#1 - On 04/07/2014 at 4:54pm by RayneSmytson

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It's common knowledge that toasters are hot.

#3 - On 04/07/2014 at 4:55pm by MzDisturbedOne

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