By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML
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narrowords 18

The company manufacturers did that on purpose. They're laughing at you.

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JimmyHasNoHands 7

I prefer Model 3 over Caprica 6 and Boomer. Sexy Toasters

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MymB612 14

Natural selection is out to get YOU

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floon_fml 13

Yeah. This is clearly a great example of natural selection. Because I totally could have died from touching a toaster that was still a little hot. I'm sure you've never done anything that could be classified as stupid. I'm sure.

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jddrinker 6

They put that caution there for idiots like you.

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pandoralilybelle 13

You could have just blown the crumbs away..

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pic516 9

Idiots like you are the reason why this world is going to hell!

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ahh_rats 15

Hahaha did you honestly think it was a secret message

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MyS3lf 24

Clean your toaster? And after reading this I feel the need to add, while you're not using it, and after it's cooled off...

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faeryfyre 3

Just goes to show that you can put all the obvious warnings on things that you like, but idiocy will still overcome.

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FML_Elle 17

Really? Out of all submitted FMLs, this one was chosen?

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