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Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35065) - you deserved it (6584)

On 02/28/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by loserr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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At least you didn't burn your right boob

#5 - On 02/28/2014 at 7:15pm by SnazzyPotter

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always wait at least 30 seconds

#1 - On 02/28/2014 at 7:04pm by guineagirl

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