Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
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Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I threw up on the subway. Luckily, because I hadn’t eaten all week, it was just the seven pints of beer I'd had previously chugged. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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Top comments
Robtranis 11
Did you poop butterflies?
airhead2015 18
For some reason I have a picture in my head where you are literally barfing a rainbow out. Hope you did well on your exams though!
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Comments (108)
Robtranis 11
Did you poop butterflies?
SouthernLady12 13
Don't know why people are down voting this is a perfect reference to Horton
RedPillSucks 31
Yeah. I was about to post the same thing...
jrmhjs12213 7
Done...lol
derpy_batman 4
Poop the rainbow?
jerryj 27
OP clearly said "puke". So, to answer your question: No.
mattrd_fml 31
If OP hadn't obviously puked them up, then OP would have pooped the rainbow.
Honema 16
Actually the colours would just be digested and it'd be poop coloured :(
slooby_fml 25
OP probably puked because of green apple
EdenCrystal 21
#85, don't you diss on green apple!
ThatsMyPie 20
Delicious! Good luck on your exams, though!
FangirlingAlways 14
Yeah, vomit is tasty.
jellybeens_fml 16
OP trying to go Marshawn Lynch on the exam
JennaNGood 21
That... Blows. Also I'm impressed at your ability to eat three packages - one is my limit.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
I wouldn't exactly call their binge a success though... :/
DanielleinDC 33
I'm all sympathetic to stress eating--I've done it myself--but you gotta be careful to stop before you make yourself sick.
184886837272837 32
Good thing you told OP that, otherwise they might not have figured it out.
ImAFaker 29
Thank you Captain Hindsight
sunshine41196 12
wow! its amazing you can eat more than a pack! i cant even go through one full pack!
Rainhawk94 27
What's the difference between this comment and #4?
JennaNGood 21
And the fact that this comment has thumbs up and mines buried
ElricMustang 23
I was thinking the same thing. FML is up to something...
Rainhawk94 27
And the fact #39 that your comment came before confuses me more
Mauskau 35
She said it blows. And being sick can be called "blowing chunks" or something similar? Maybe people didn't like the unintentional pun.
sunshine41196 12
believe me i have no clue why i didnt get buried....i was just checking..cause i had problems earlier with posting! sorry #4!
peanuty001 19
xD more like feel the rainbow coming back up
BeastOfJupiter 7
That is precisely what OP had stated. Now you know why your comment was thumbed down and hopefully you will make a better choice in future instances.
airhead2015 18
For some reason I have a picture in my head where you are literally barfing a rainbow out. Hope you did well on your exams though!
ohhotdamn99 6
I got that same image.
glabberfasted 16
I pictured that meme with the guy looking at the computer, with a rainbow coming out of his mouth.
outoftown 26
8 - This one calls for an illustration! No? Then ok....
doit4ah15 10
And that kids is one way to get diabetes
larrena2377 26
Diabeetus
sweetbliss3 37
good thing thats not how you get diabetes. regardless, i dont know how you managed 3 boxes, i get nauseous after half of a little bag. ha hope your exams went well, though.
ElricMustang 23
Except diabetes is mainly caused by too many sweets at a time, and one small pack of Skittles is enough for a person, imagine how bad three huge packs are.
arandomusernameaa 20
if they continued eating in this way then they would probably eventually get diabetes... however if you spend a week eating sugary food then your body reacts by becoming more sensitive to insulin... However if you spend a week eating just fatty foods then your body actually becomes less sensitive to insulin. Therefore one should avoid fatty foods to avoid diabetes ;)
sweetbliss3 37
actually you can eat a bowl of sugar a day, every day and you wont get it. has to do with how well your pancreas processes sugar.
BeastOfJupiter 7
@#9 - Maybe Type 2 yes. Type 1 is actually an autoimmune disease.
doit4ah15 10
stfu 19
olpally 32
That's awful op :( try eating something different.