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Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36818) - you deserved it (3843)

On 01/30/2014 at 3:55pm - health - by ramble ramble (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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they always work in pairs. one distracts you and the other attacks.

#9 - On 01/30/2014 at 7:38pm by weveallbeenthere

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ouch. hopefully they stopped to see if you were okay.

#1 - On 01/30/2014 at 7:32pm by ireply_wlyrics

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