Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
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weveallbeenthere 30
they always work in pairs. one distracts you and the other attacks.
flashback.miss 28
ouch. hopefully they stopped to see if you were okay.
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flashback.miss 28
ouch. hopefully they stopped to see if you were okay.
SuperCollider 5
I'd hope so, if they're anything close to decent people. That kind of thing is scary!
ChristianH39 30
He should've stopped or at least warned either OP that someone was behind him
AKGirlinSD 20
Is it just me or does this FML seem as if it is a comedy movie scene? I hope you're okay OP. I'm guessing the biker, who ran into you, is in worse condition than you (rightfully so).
kristabelli 19
By any chance were you walking along a bicycle path, OP?
Fr0gs 15
Can you please change your picture its gross
kingbrizo 24
no matter what mode of transportation i use, whether it be on foot or in a car, i will always hate bicyclists
Sports_guy3 28
Why you hating on people who are trying to save the environment?
airhead2015 18
These type of cyclists are the type that ruin the reputation of all cyclists.
twinsfan1999 9
so walking isn't saving the environment?
applebramble 22
Gosh they are all over the roads in Brisbane . They're a menace!
SaintJupiter 16
As a biker, I hate people like you who can't tell the difference between asshole riders and the riders who are considerate and kind. Give us a chance and we may surprise you.
AnOriginalName 19
I'm a cyclist as well, but I hate everyone else equally.
Honema 16
As a Dutch person I just hate everything that's not me on the roads..
ileenefudge 29
Speaking as an American, we hate everyone that's not from our country apparently...
airhead2015 18
#37 Right on! I'm pretty sure OP was walking in the middle of the trail though, and I'd say it's pretty hard for 2 bikers to avoid someone that's right in the middle of a trail.
potatomanjr 16
We don't care much for you either. Just remember that we have famlies just like you do. So give us room when passing so we can see our family again.
Ermony 3
They crashin' into yo people. Smackin' them up hide ya kids hide ya wives hide ya husbands cauce they gettin everybody out here.
Sports_guy3 28
Always watch out for the second thing.
airhead2015 18
FYL. I'm assuming thos were amateur bikers because they should have been able to see you and have quick enough reflexes to avoid you.
TheCrispyCat 20
Amateur cyclists? Do those even exist?
airhead2015 18
Yeah... just like there are amaetur drivers. They don't exactly know what they're doing, like where they're supposed to be on the trail/road or the distance apart from each other is recommended.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
perhaps OP was walking along a mountain biking route?? Clueless pedestrians are a biker's worst nightmare after idiot drivers.
killinpoptarts 9
YDI for doing physical exercise... Frickn muggle
weveallbeenthere 30
they always work in pairs. one distracts you and the other attacks.
1947Chevy 17
Just like velociraptors
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Oddly accurate. You never see the second one till they bring you down.
andits 21
Well that's never a good day. Hope you're ok.....
thatkidmal 15
If at first you don't succeed, try try again. First biker missed. Second biker was right on target
DaSydsta33 7
Don't count your luckens before they hatch
andrewturtle 16
Great advice, don't count the 'luckens', they look like chickens but they're shifty as ****.
hallix 21
Hope you're not too injured from the crash - don't worry, they'll get what's coming to them! Karma comes around. :)
airhead2015 18
You said that as if they tried to hit her...
weveallbeenthere 30
no it doesn't.
dachayke 16
#15, op is a guy...
airhead2015 18
Oops, him* sorry.