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Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61130) - you deserved it (8691)

On 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm - health - by AnonWife - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

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Just leave him alone for a few hours and he will realize that life indeed can be tough.
Teach him a lesson. If you don't do it now you might never get a second chance.

#2 - On 01/22/2014 at 6:16am by Ashamed_Sister

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Good for you for being the bigger person!

#1 - On 01/22/2014 at 6:16am by colton_colton

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