Relationships, Annoying and Health: Tradwife blues

Tradwife blues

By AnonWife - 22/01/2014 01:16 - United Kingdom - Scunthorpe

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

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By Auburn_flame - 27/03/2019 00:00

Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 15:00 - Netherlands - Arnhem

Today, my husband has pneumonia and is in bed. Our baby is ill and can't go to daycare. I take care of them both, frantically trying to meet my freelance deadlines while they sleep. I am so tired I want to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 03:00 - Belgium - Eupen

Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML

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By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 18:55 - United States - Escondido

Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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By honeybunny - 19/11/2014 19:04 - United States - Norman

Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML

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By MonieIndmiddle - 13/11/2017 05:00

Today, my kids caught a virus from school. My husband stayed home with them since I make more money and he didn't want to risk me getting sick. Guess which adult has the runs and is puking every five seconds. Nope, not him. FML

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By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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By Brittany Leighton - 10/12/2021 16:59

Today, I've had a cold for over a week, and I've been coughing so hard, I bruised my ribs. I'm also 8 months pregnant. Guess where my son likes to kick me. FML

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Wednesday 22 January 2014 12:16

Just leave him alone for a few hours and he will realize that life indeed can be tough. Teach him a lesson. If you don't do it now you might never get a second chance.

colton_colton 49

Wednesday 22 January 2014 12:16

Good for you for being the bigger person!

Comments

oldgrump 6

Wednesday 22 January 2014 13:14

don't do that. you have to take care of your baby, for god's sake!

norwegianboip 17

Wednesday 22 January 2014 13:17

The manflu is real !

mannatee 19

Wednesday 22 January 2014 13:18

No one wants to listen to you complain. You married this guy and you're about to have his child, how is this in any way not your fault?

paigexox0 37

Wednesday 22 January 2014 13:36

How are you that ignorant?

thatgirl0625 5

Wednesday 22 January 2014 13:20

Youtube "Man Cold"... it will explain all.

Fmlsea 28

Wednesday 22 January 2014 13:24

kinda doesnt help your case by babying him , he will feel like he can get away with it everytime then . the nice thing would be for both of you to look after the other , not have it all fall on the one person. I hope you get better soon op.

kaytasha 18

Wednesday 22 January 2014 13:27

I agree your life sucks

kinky44 28

Wednesday 22 January 2014 13:35

They really should invent some easier way to say that. . . oh wait.

poisongirl708 11

Wednesday 22 January 2014 13:37

Sounds like you married a pussy.

tman1985 9

Thursday 23 January 2014 4:23

why is this being downvoted? For once, pussy is said in a no-cat FML

JoeyJaws68 18

Wednesday 22 January 2014 13:49

Not to mention you can't take medicine.

Alyxi 20

Wednesday 22 January 2014 14:07

I give you major points for getting all that done in your condition and I have to agree that he's being nothing but a big baby about it all. I've got a heart condition, seizures, and memory issues but still manage to take car of my kids and my wife...yes I do get 'whiny' after a seizure or collapse but I get my butt up, clean up any mess I made because of my issues, an then carry on with the day. Good luck OP. Def. FYL.