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Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30981) - you deserved it (14713)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

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Your foreskin was... alive? Circumcision guilt?

#2 - On 11/27/2013 at 12:47pm by thehumanlyhuman

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I laughed so hard at this FML.

#3 - On 11/27/2013 at 12:47pm by ixfaithxi

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