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Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45744) - you deserved it (12414)

On 10/29/2013 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous - Zimbabwe

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I am so sorry that's a situation that no one should be in

#1 - On 10/29/2013 at 7:05pm by nikkipettyfer

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I hope he was kidding....

#3 - On 10/29/2013 at 7:05pm by sunnyray812

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