By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
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nikkipettyfer 24

I am so sorry that's a situation that no one should be in

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Breegotcake 14

Thats so nasty. Everyone should wash their hands after using the bathroom. It doesn't matter if he wearing gloved or not.

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buttcramp 21

when I read this I actually blurted out "oh fuuuck!" hahahaha oh damn that sucks.. I would have said "okay peace out"

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BubbleGrunge 18

Hey at least you're being honest with each other! I mean, I always lie when they ask if I floss religiously.

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MasqueradePrince 25

Honesty is the best policy.... Of at least so Iv been told.

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Tyyeezyjr 13

I would've jumped right outta that chair lol

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j_cat187 19

He's just ******* with you. He actually forgot to wash his hands after taking a dump.

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kaoszombie 6

Oh he didn't forget, that butt crust was very deliberately placed under each fingernail.

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UFIUETSimpdesign 5

Hahahahaha nice 15

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saraitkddh 47

never trusting a dentist again

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Jst4kicks 16

and thats when you stand up and say nopee

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StompinOnCrayons 15

At least you've been warned ... ahh confession time DOES have benefits

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Sweetpea22 14

OP, he was probably joking with you.

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