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Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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On 10/20/2013 at 8:39am - health - by cantcloselegs (woman) - United States

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That's not the hair one usually curls...

#2 - On 10/20/2013 at 11:29am by Welshite

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Ouch, hope you're okay

#1 - On 10/20/2013 at 11:28am by ChicKenza

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