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Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML


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On 10/04/2013 at 12:05pm - health - by likeyourboss (man) - Denmark

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It's things like this that discourage a lot of people from going to the gym and getting healthy. Don't worry about them OP, they're just trying to feel better about themselves. Keep trying and you'll get it soon!

#3 - On 10/04/2013 at 8:36pm by isableha

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well you've got to start somewhere OP why not try 10pound dumbbells at home?

#2 - On 10/04/2013 at 8:36pm by rebelbelle

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