Today, I found out that my obese son, who is on a health-mandated diet and exercise plan, gorges on junk food whenever he has the chance. His logic? "It won't make you fatter if you crap it out." FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 12:16am / United States (Nevada) / Health
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I really want to know how old he is
#1 - On 09/02/2013 at 5:47am by xSkittle
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That's what I tell myself too
'Oh no my jeans don't fit'
'Oh it's ok i just haven't had a shit today'
#3 - On 09/02/2013 at 5:49am by MEAT_CURTAINS
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