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Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

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On 07/26/2013 at 12:25pm - health - by picklebug (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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Wow I get that it was a joke but that's horrible to scare someone like that

#1 - On 07/26/2013 at 6:01pm by negb

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Being a doctor, he should know not to make such jokes. Not everyone takes them.

#2 - On 07/26/2013 at 6:02pm by Teddzz

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