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Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML


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On 07/19/2013 at 4:36pm - health - by "people these days" (man) - United States (Virginia)

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He was just an immature child who couldn't admit he was wrong. All the same, argument won.

#2 - On 07/19/2013 at 11:27pm by brainymes

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People who don't experience things always think it's not as bad. Tell him "Imagine COD players but 10x worse and they never shut up." He'll get the gist then.

#4 - On 07/19/2013 at 11:29pm by Kayloe

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