Dodged a bullet, TBH

By RKD - 23/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Panama City

Today, my girlfriend, whom I thought I would marry, broke up with me. She broke up with me because I don't believe the government controls the weather. Um, what? FML
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Sinshine 28

Congrats on dodging that before it got complicated.

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shannon2348 14

and you want to marry an idiot like that? ydi

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Sinshine 28

Congrats on dodging that before it got complicated.

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Mathalamus 24

The government can seed clouds with dry ice to make it rain, so....

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shannon2348 14

and you want to marry an idiot like that? ydi

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CookieMonsterElla 7

In some way they do. Just look at all the CO2 they leave, that directly controls the weather. Meaning that in some way they do control it.

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Koios 30

That's not controlling the weather, that's affecting it

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E2dav 5

you sure she wasn't taking the piss and wanted to break up with you for something else but was too much of a coward?

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ftpallday666 16

You’re better off mate

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RichardPencil 30

See? That's why Trump says climate change is a hoax -- it's not going to change, it's just going to be what the government wants it to be. Follow the money.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

You shouldn't say **** my life but rather something like hallelujah.

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protoskore 27

lucky for you, dude. belief in conspiracies only increases over time.

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longnight83 8

I suggest volunteering as a stunt man for the new Matrix movie they're working on, because you're already dodging bullets like a pro.

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