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Today, I have pink eye in both eyes, the stomach virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss "doesn't believe in sick days." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50942) - you deserved it (3281)

On 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm - health - by sicksicksick - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I'm pretty sure you have a valid excuse here. Isn't this illegal in some way?

#1 - On 06/19/2013 at 5:50pm by obnum

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if you throw up on his desk, I'm sure he'll reconsider.

#4 - On 06/19/2013 at 5:52pm by MsConfusedd

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