Today, I have pink eye in both eyes, the stomach virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss "doesn't believe in sick days." FML
by sicksicksick / 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
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I'm pretty sure you have a valid excuse here. Isn't this illegal in some way?
#1 - On 06/19/2013 at 5:50pm by obnum
See in context
if you throw up on his desk, I'm sure he'll reconsider.
#4 - On 06/19/2013 at 5:52pm by MsConfusedd
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