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Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52481) - you deserved it (4084)

On 06/12/2013 at 1:33pm - health - by unknown - United States (California)

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And this problem couldn't be fixed with a simple explanation?

#1 - On 06/12/2013 at 6:07pm by CammyGal

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I don't know how people can be so presumptuous.

#3 - On 06/12/2013 at 6:08pm by cmayer

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