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By unknown - 12/06/2013 17:33 - United States - Tulare

Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By anon - 16/02/2014 12:56 - Australia - Kingston

Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML

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By doubleds - 03/06/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

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By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

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By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing my number on a dollar bill. She pays and a dollar is her change. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change". FML

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CammyGal 26

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:07

And this problem couldn't be fixed with a simple explanation?

cmayer 20

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:08

I don't know how people can be so presumptuous.

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SweetJTBR 22

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:14

Well, you tried to be nice and hopefully kept the money as a reward for facing this woman. Sounds like a win to me! c:

Pikawhore 21

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:14

Since it was her money, it would be free sex!

dantee2005 33

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:27

R u really a *****? Like ur name

golden_warrior 23

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:35

Shouldn't that make OP the prostitute?

Kc1001 14

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:15

And she didn't notice that she was dropping money?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 13 June 2013 6:53

No, she didn't. That's kind of why OP was trying to return it...

petshark 4

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:19

Well.. Don't flatter yourself, lady!

imwagdc 15

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:20

Well did she want to accept? Because if she started stripping down that could've been even more awkward

zandalee 19

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:23

Well, she thinks she's all that and a box of crackers...

PaigeLeeAnn11 23

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:24

Looks like you got some free money.

Eivana 37

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:26

She must be an idiot.

Jac_d_ipper 10

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:26

How was she in bed? I am sure you made most out of the situation.

WhatIsMyLife1997 4

Thursday 13 June 2013 0:29

This is the best way you could think of to stop people finding out a prostitute rejected you? Awh honey...

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