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Today, I had to go to the hospital for an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife and I just bought a house and moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows and rows of cherry blossom trees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42068) - you deserved it (3100)

On 04/28/2013 at 6:10pm - health - by verycherryfucked (man) - United States (New York)

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At least you'll die in a house with pretty trees

#1 - On 04/29/2013 at 3:09am by dasquezar

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Life needs an undo button.

#3 - On 04/29/2013 at 3:09am by akiahara

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