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Today, I was coming home from a much-needed vacation. The time I spent on the plane consisted of kids screaming and throwing tantrums. One of them managed to give me a black eye with a shoe. Their mom pretended to be asleep so I'd have to deal with her kids for her. FML


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On 04/27/2013 at 10:30pm - health - by Satan'sChildren - United States (Wisconsin)

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You should have shoved the shoe into the kid's ass.

It's what Jesus would have done.

#2 - On 04/28/2013 at 4:15am by SHAMUS_the_WITTY

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I probably would have used her kids shoe and hit her with it to wake her up (even if she was really "asleep" or not. Deal with your own damn kids lady!!

#4 - On 04/28/2013 at 4:18am by plum_lovin

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