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Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML


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On 04/14/2013 at 6:20pm - health - by danman (man) - United States

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Damn, so many evil grandmas popping up lately!

#1 - On 04/14/2013 at 8:50pm by SomeRandomGuy15

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You should know by now the elderly will do as they please, and they've been walking the earth long enough to get away with it.

#2 - On 04/14/2013 at 8:51pm by M3DIC4T3

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