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Today, I regretfully confessed to my parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous pause, followed by the question, "Are you gay?" FML

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On 04/05/2013 at 7:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Hold on while I google trichotillomania...

#3 - On 04/05/2013 at 12:49pm by boating_guy

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I bet that just made you wanna tear your hair out.

Of course if you were gay, you'd be pulling other things out, but I guess there's only a hairsbreadth of difference between the two.

#2 - On 04/05/2013 at 12:49pm by Pleonasm

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