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Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15142) - you deserved it (25503)

On 03/14/2013 at 6:52am - health - by jen (woman) - United States

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I'm sure plenty of jerks will blame it on the fact that you eat at McDonalds and assume you're fat or lazy, but no matter how fit you are, someone will always be fitter.

I'm sorry OP; that truly sucks.

I have a cross-shoulder purse because it makes it so much harder for run-by muggers.

#1 - On 03/14/2013 at 1:59pm by evilplatypus

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Regardless of your age or fitness level, being robbed always sucks. Sorry it happened to you, Op. :p

#9 - On 03/14/2013 at 2:05pm by Dracoboxer357

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