Health: Not loving it

Not loving it

By jen - 14/03/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

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You deserved it 39 585

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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You deserved it 3 260

By Jif_Creamy - 28/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Washington

Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML

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You deserved it 7 154

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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You deserved it 2 898

Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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You deserved it 15 419

By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 639

By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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You deserved it 7 695

By Anonymous - 29/04/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

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You deserved it 3 767

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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You deserved it 45 186

This is a robbery

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 20:02 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, I was walking to the movie theatre with my boyfriend, when three guys muscled over and told us to hand over our phones. My boyfriend didn't waste any time pushing past me and running like hell, leaving me in tears and almost having a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 3 069

Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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You deserved it 114

evilplatypus 38

Thursday 14 March 2013 18:59

I'm sure plenty of jerks will blame it on the fact that you eat at McDonalds and assume you're fat or lazy, but no matter how fit you are, someone will always be fitter. I'm sorry OP; that truly sucks. I have a cross-shoulder purse because it makes it so much harder for run-by muggers.

Dracoboxer357 35

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:05

Regardless of your age or fitness level, being robbed always sucks. Sorry it happened to you, Op. :p

Comments

97buble 1

Thursday 14 March 2013 20:30

When that happen, you don't deserve Mc'Donalds

collegedream121 8

Thursday 14 March 2013 20:34

Hint the word McDonald's

Synapsky 10

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:13

Fast food. It does not make you fast.

bryan788 29

Friday 15 March 2013 1:33

yeah eat it every day see how skinny and unhealthy you are

gmac93 2

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:29

I'm so sorry this happened to you and in no way do I commend stealing, but WOW what an ingenious plan!!

Lvl_8 7

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:32

-7 Stamina

TechFire 25

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:41

I know how much you all feel that fat people are the scum of the earth, but saying that she deserved to get robbed? Really? You people are sick.

TechFire 25

Monday 18 March 2013 23:34

Well, the people in these comments seem to be sympathizing with the criminal

Panda_Bear18 13

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:48

That sucks OP. Maybe you should cut back on fast food..

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:51

he planned it *slow claps*

RtardSupport 2

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:51

Oh the irony... those darn cowards stealing from the speed challenged customers of McDonald's. Bet you wouldn't catch him outside of a gym pulling that crap!