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Today, I discovered the "may have a laxative effect" warning on my sugar-free jelly beans should actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML

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On 03/14/2013 at 2:21am - health - by Kimberpoo (woman) - United States (California)

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Did you spill your beans?

#2 - On 03/14/2013 at 7:39am by cliffibom

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How on earth did such a food get approved by regulatory bodies?! And why would you consume these if you well knew what might happen?

#1 - On 03/14/2013 at 7:36am by oj101

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