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Today, I went to a paintball match with a group of friends, one of whom brought his dad along. His dad is a weight-lifting, wannabe alpha male fucknut who thinks that chokeslamming opponents is a legitimate close-quarters paintball tactic. My broken shoulder disagrees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32629) - you deserved it (1890)

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Assault... Assault!

#1 - On 03/02/2013 at 7:51pm by BoodaShun

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Shoot him in his steroid-shrunken balls.

#7 - On 03/02/2013 at 7:58pm by PenguinBitch

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