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Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21554) - you deserved it (14439)

On 02/15/2013 at 8:57am - health - by PurpleSloth (woman) - United States (California)

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Buy a calendar.

#4 - On 02/15/2013 at 12:41pm by Welshite

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I only have to remember two days:
- Wake up early day
-Sleep til 11am day.

#12 - On 02/15/2013 at 12:51pm by Pleonasm

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