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Thats a very unorthodox method but hey, whatever works for you. ;-)
Shoot! I still write 2012 on all my checks! :P
You're not alone....I start remembering/writing) what year it is (instead of the previous one) usually 2-4 months into it. (Though I think for some odd reason I'll miss 2012. Not sure why...)
It always feels like you're in a time warp in the summer when you can't remember what day it is.
Soo... condoms?
Hey, if your birth control pills keep you safe and tell you what day it is, what's the problem? Take them first thing in the morning, and you're set for the day.
Not to sound bitchy or anything, but I find it hard to believe that your birth control is the only way you know what day it is OP. I think it's safe to say you either use a phone or a computer on a daily basis, and the day of the week and date is available on both devices. I fail to see how this is an FML....
16- if your name had a comma in it and an exclamation mark at the end it would apply perfectly.
I know lots of people that don't know/easily forget what day of the week it is. (Myself included.) Some work super hard 7 days a week and it's work home ,work home, work home etc... It might not matter what day it is. I also know that this long weekend (because of President's Day) is going to screw up a few people's day recognition. :P
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Buy a calendar.
Rough and getting off. That's just the way she likes it