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Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17284) - you deserved it (1811)

On 02/12/2013 at 2:41am - health - by shots shots shots (woman) - United States (California)

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Cool! You can skip the shot. When your mom comes to, tell her you are finished and can go home now.

Or stop off for ice cream for being such a brave girl!

#11 - On 02/12/2013 at 10:00am by perdix

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She should have stayed in the waiting room....

#10 - On 02/12/2013 at 10:00am by Nicole1225

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