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Taday mah mum got a new blender. Dinner was roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin, potatoe and water. In a cup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34911) - you deserved it (2406)

On 01/31/2013 at 5:28am - health - by I'maboutobarf - Australia

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Hey athletes take everything in liquid form and now, so do you:)

#1 - On 01/31/2013 at 10:41am by Catkam623

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She is so considerate, doing the mechanical digestion part for you, so you don't have to! She is saving you time and energy!

#4 - On 01/31/2013 at 10:43am by Pleonasm

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