Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I have alopecia areata and I constantly have reappearing bald spots all over my head. I cannot properly grow a beard, and one of my eyes has no eyelashes. However, my nose hair seems to grow at the rate of an old man on biotin. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
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Top comments
Barhinder 9
On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.
HowAreYouToday 34
Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.
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Comments (87)
nerdlyfe101 4
Don't worry at 9 I had a full grown mustache . I would rather have no facial hair .
JellyBalls 18
And by 10 you had a 6-pack?
7yzz 18
One day, you will be a man.... One day...
alexsam_fml 10
he is already a man.atleast half of him is :P
teddy4nyy 13
This reminds me of that Drake and Josh episode where Megan shaved half of Josh's moustache.
HowAreYouToday 34
Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.
iOceanus 18
But for the time being, he'll be left out.
coolboy675 16
Seems to me it'll be hard for op to find some middle ground.
ninjaqueen101 18
Well played #10. well played.
CsHx 16
You could shave the left bit off
Barhinder 9
On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.
irishpassion16 6
Don't you mean "On the right side?"
cliffibom 15
On the right side it takes no time at all
oj101 33
And OP's razors won't wear out too quickly. He can get twice the mileage as a normal guy would, thus saving money.
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
At least it's not your head..
pacolaca 6
Cute pic
GemmaStyles 14
You could try drawing the right side on with sharpie then
GayMatt 22
atleast you have some, right?
cliffibom 15
maybe your genes are shaving it for later
HowAreYouToday 34
Your comment confuses me so I mustache you about it.
meekthekit 6
Please make your explanation hairy clear.
HowAreYouToday 34
Don't be such a beard-o and let them answer.
Catkam623 27
@9 I'm afraid I must ask you why you have a yellow rubber dick coming out of your pants In your profile picture?
cliffibom 15
It's a porcelain dick-cup
SirDirtyRedD 15
thats awsome
peppermintpink 11
Are you saying you only have facial hair on half your face (left side)??? Or is there a wrong side to growing facial hair??? o.O
CharresBarkrey 16
Either way it would only be on one side...
Joe9024 20
Can you read 14? That's exactly what OP said..
carry_on 19
Give it time, facial hair isn't all that anyway.