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Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26995) - you deserved it (5352)

On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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I wonder how much she hates black spiders.

#1 - On 01/04/2013 at 2:46am by Googolman

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You just found this out after marrying her..?

#4 - On 01/04/2013 at 2:48am by skroal

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